I guess it's time to cut the crud and get down to the real meat of what this SEO stuff is about. Time for someone to explain how to do it yourself in a way that won't have you going around in circles thinking it's all a bit of a dark art. This, then, is that article and I am that person who will tell you in nice easy terms how to get your site all 'SEO' friendly in a simple way. No jargon allowed - it's for newbies only!