Help me avoid a resonance cascade.

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Published on 2010-04-01T16:25:36Z Indexed on 2010/04/01 16:33 UTC
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Hi, my name is Dr. Kleiner, and I'm a senior scientist working at the Black Mesa Research Facility. I've just finished compiling my code to analyse a large unknown sample we've come across.

Unfortunately, there were 19 build errors and 42 warnings, but I've been told the experiment must go ahead. Time is critical, we've already got one of our newest employees who is suiting up as I type this to complete the experiment.

I really need some help. Can you think of anything last minute to stop a potential resonance cascade?

Someone has hidden my glasses again... Anyway, I hope I never see a resonance cascade, and definitely don't want to create one. It's my lunch break in 5 minutes, and my casserole is already in the microwave ready.

Please, give me some advice. If it helps I wrote all of the code to analyse the sample and activate the sampler machine in BASIC.

Edit: Oh god! They're everywhere! Send assista

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