How would you explain your job to a 5-year old?

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Sometimes it's difficult to define programming to people. Especially too old or too young people can not understand what I do to earn money. They think that I repair computers, or they want to think that I (as an engineer) build computers at work. :) It's really hard to tell people that you produce something they can't touch.

Here is a funny question, how would you explain your job to a 5-year-old?

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