Jokes search engine / PHP based search engine on database

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Published on 2011-01-24T11:23:24Z Indexed on 2011/02/13 7:33 UTC
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I'm looking for a script, functioning like the Google homepage that fetches data from a database rather than the internet.

This is not intended to be a search engine, but a repository of jokes that can be pulled depending on the keywords typed. No sophisticated search techniques are required - keyword based is perfectly fine.

If some mechanism of up/down-voting jokes can be incorporated, that would be fantastic, but I'm presuming that will be an entirely different game.

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